🎴 I've Been Rewriting My Story — Now, Let Me Rewrite Yours.
NEW Mojo Product Launch: Author Bio Alchemy
Hey, magical ones —
You know that feeling when your life is in flux, and someone asks for your author bio and you're like:
"You want me to summarize the chaos of my entire soul... in a paragraph?"
Yeah. Been there. This week especially, I’ve felt like every step forward has had a big, brick wall in front of it. But instead of spiraling, I did what we writers do best:
✨ I’m turning that pressure into a story... for you.
✨ And lighting the beacons of Gondor and sending up an s.o.s. flare to the writing community asking for a little help…
🪄 Introducing: Author Bio Alchemy
This new express service is now live through AuthorsMojo.com and Gumroad!
Designed to be fast, affordable, and brand-magick-rich — it’s for writers who want a bio that actually sounds like them.
🔥 Includes THREE bio versions:
Warm, reader-facing Website Bio (1st person)
Professional, 3rd-person Back-of-Book / Speaker Bio
NEW: A snappy One-Liner Bio for social bios or podcast intros
And if you want to go full sorcery, you can add on a custom AI-generated author photo to match your genre + brand vibe (spicy romance author? cozy mystic? no prob, boo).
📥 Turnaround: 48–72 hours
🎯 Price: $15 base / $25 with photo
🔗 Info + Purchase here:
💬 Want to see a sample of the magic?
Check out how this service brought E.F. Jamison’s and Sadie Brent’s author bios to life:
💋 https://efjamisonbooks.com/about/
🔮 https://sadiebrent.com/about/
(Yep, I work across genres — cozy & mysterious, steamy & bold, and everything in between.)
✨ Why This? Why Now?
I built this because:
It’s something I’m really good at (and most writers secretly dread)
It helps me cover a very real bill by Monday (and keeps my kitties fed)
It might help YOU get unstuck with your author brand right now
This service is a bit of a lifeline for me — but it’s also a heartfelt offering for anyone who’s tired of feeling invisible or flat in their own words.
So if you’re launching soon, rebranding, or just need to finally fix that janky “About Me”…
Let’s do it together. I’ll make sure your words reflect your true creative fire 🔥
And please share, there may be other writers who need this service now:
With paws on the page and love in my belly,
~ Stacy
aka The Mojo Mama Bear 🐾